one time i started thinking about how i encouraged an ex-girlfriend to get a giant full color bio-mechanic sleeve tattoo back in 1998, and remembered that she must still have that thing on her arm. woops.

Japanther

Lil Taste

2012

The Pharmacy

Dig Your Grave

2012

one time last night i went to the theatre to watch Titanic in 3D with a girl that was… get this…  IN TITANIC! “Christopher Moore’s crying daughter #1” BOOYA. 

Fabulous Freddy Starr

Vanity I Want To Be Your Bodyguard

1986

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*Possibly the most romantic song ever written. To:

(*Vanity also appears in Kuato Lives post #372: LINK ) 

Hammers of Misfortune

The Bastard Sapling

2001

MC Sweet

Jesus Christ 

1982

One time this summer I brought my sleeping bag to a hells angels clubhouse and slept on their couch with some pit bulls.

One time three months ago Duran Duran called my friend on the phone to apologize to us.

One time last month I stayed up for 85 hours straight and started hearing jazz music.